All I want for Christmas…

Check out my attempt at poetry on @notejuste's fine poetry blog: http://bit.ly/hWN7VR - be kind, comment, offer your own?less than a minute ago via TweetDeckMark Mapstone
markmapstone




Hey Andrew… great poems. I thought by way of a comment I’d offer up my own on the topic of Christmas. Be gentle… this is my first attempt at poetry!

Glazed over eyes and half baked batters
of the inedible kind, not that it matters
Racks of empties stacked by the door
the shrapnel sea remains of the cutlery drawer
which spills over edges, stacked neater than cards
and flows into the living room where movement is hard
as belts are slackened to the widest point
‘Who’s turn to wash up? Right I’m flipping a coin’
Thoughts of the pub and ‘who’s round?’ slouchers
and ‘mind if I pay you in B&Q vouchers?’
Purple Haze fills the room, not from Hendrix mind,
its a sponsored day of the Benson & Hedges kind
Wrapped up gifts in illegal street trader paper
torn at the corners to peak in under pater
gets up off his ass and dishes them out
like he’s done every year, ‘What’s that all about?’
Eyebrows raised from edible knickers
sent dressed with love from the local vicar
seriously he’s the dirtiest bastard alive,
I know because he comes to me with his knackered hard drives.
Right I’m done, dusted, out, my brain spillage complete
Sorry to distract you from your Quality Street
Sit back, break wind, raise a beer for us few
and remember guns don’t kill people, crap wrappers do.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

A comment written in response to Brian Solis and his look at the future of Facebook: http://briansolis.posterous.com/infographic-a-look-into-the-future-of-faceboo I do love a great exercise in creative thinking. All the above is certainly possible, however if Facebook wants to focus on scraping our data, then why the move into defense? I don't believe that their vision of the (shareholder driven) future includes such topics, not now and not ever. What this theory isn't taking in to account is someone else - with more grip on the public than FB - will step in and pull the rug out from under their feet. Remember, there was a time when we thought that nothing could chase and overtake MySpace. I realise that FB is the only digital network to have fully 'tipped', (my gran will confirm that) however, now that people (my gran) has embraced the idea of communicating online, even she will shift loyalties if something easier, prettier and more intuitive comes along! May I...
Read more

Why designers need copywriters - my response.

Jim wrote a good post about designers thinking they can copywrite: http://www.storiesthatsell.co.uk/blog/2012/07/why-designers-need-copywriters-a-cautionary-tale/ @ markmapstone Hi Mark, your reply is live...many thanks — Jim O'Connor (@whitecottage1) August 29, 2012 Here's my reply: A great tale Jim. The problem is: - crappy designers thinking they can to do it all (badly) - crappy designers not even knowing that copywriters should be doing it - crappy designers not budgeting a copywriter into the project Then we have the client: - bad clients believing they can provide the messages themselves - bad clients not prepared to pay for a copywriter - bad clients not prepared to allow the time for a copywriter to do their job So, the problem is bad clients and crappy designers and no-one believes (or realises) they are the problem, unless enough people tell them. What is the solution? Educating clients & designers as much as possible, but even then, ther...
Read more

Could Google's New Social Network Actually Improve Our Social Lives?

My response to Good.is 'Could Google's New Social Network Actually Improve Our Social Lives?': http://www.good.is/post/could-google-s-new-social-network-actually-improve-our-social-lives/ Great article. I am yet to get a Google+ invite... however I'm hearing lots of good things about it. I am also skeptical of it's long term success because the people that are important to me (family and close friends) are all over FB and are not early adopters or swayed by new trends in anyway. As much as I hate FB, my usage of it, is because my beloved network is all over it. FB pulled me in, because of this network, not for it's design, features, coolness or anything else. I view FB as a really crappy party that's full of thousands of people I know and hang out, rather than G+ being a brand new party which is so cool and feature packed and knocks the socks off everyone else... however, it's not got my family there... and my family have no-intention of leaving. At ...
Read more